This is Spartacus! (Stop looking at him like that, they didn't have clothes back then.) He was a slave who led a rebellion and those muscles didn't hurt, I'm sure. But we need a better look at his face...
My goodness he looks angry. Like he's going to glare at you before he GRABS YOU and KISSES YOU! What? No, I don't have a REAR shot, what do you think I am?
Oh whatever. Enjoy his Iliac crests.
Huh. He really does look like Kirk Douglas (or was that Tony Curtis?). Shame about his . . . equipment.
ReplyDeleteHe's a statue! He's....cold!
ReplyDeleteYes, but that is a BEAUTIFUL buttocks. Mmmmm.
ReplyDeleteSculptors did that back then, because they believed it was more aesthetically pleasing, so believe me when I say that this is probably not at all accurate...
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